I Saw The Signs
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10 SIGNS THAT YOUR SUMMER IS FUCKIN’ BORING
1. You wake up at about 7am. Then after 5 minutes, you won’t help but sleep again….and you’ll wake up at 12 noon with all that summer sweat rolling down your neck and arpits brought out by that summer heat.
2. You start watching TV. Then, go online and chat using YM and check your Friendster and check your blog and check your email. Then, you watch TV again. Then, you go online again. Then you watch TV. Then you go online. Watch TV. Go online. Watch TV. Go online. TV. Online. TV. Online. And the cycle goes around and around and around….
3. You appreciate the magnificent power of UNLIMITED TEXTING (brought to you by SMART, GLOBE, TM, and SUN CELLULAR). You begin texting your friends, “WASSAP NAMAM?!”, “YO!”, or “AHOY! NU GWA MO?”. You send group messages saying,
Unli n q. Txt txt na.
G.M.
Then, to live your “unlimited texting life” to the fullest, you join clans (of your schoolmates only…you don’t want to get tripped over by some pedophile do ya?), meet new friends…text them, send G.M.s (group message) to them and all that unli texting stuff.
4. You visit your blog’s admin page, check out how your blog’s been doing. Then you start thinking of what to post. You end up writing down a stupid list of 10 signs that your summer is fucking boring that you won’t finish because…
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BORED!!!
LOL! I absolutely loved this post. Its sooo incredibly true in so many ways. Thanks for making me laugh at 739am when i’m barely even awake. I’ll definitely come by again soon! x. (Missxtrish from Exentrique)
Trish said this on April 8, 2008 at 12:40 pm
HAHA. Well, that was.. making your boredom just blatantly obvious.. in a hilarious way. And how true everything was.
) Especially number 1! Hahahhaa. =))
Thanks for dropping by my site, btw.
Maybe the song’s Nine in the Afternoon? Or Green Gentlemen. HMM.
cars said this on April 9, 2008 at 7:11 am
LOLZ with this post. Goddamit, I’m expecting the 10 signs pa mandin. :p
I was THAT BORED GUY you described last year, but ever since I went to college… my summer turned out to be great.
Maybe because I appreciate summer MUCH MORE than how I appreciated it back at HS.
utakGAGO said this on April 9, 2008 at 12:39 pm
My summer is sooooo fuckin’ boring!! damn it! i really do that 4 signs.. i wish i could do something else than taking shower the whole day! damn! its so hot!
anonym0us_asshole said this on April 10, 2008 at 5:57 am
Y dont u give group comments? harhar.. just a suggestion.
anonym0us_asshole said this on April 10, 2008 at 6:00 am
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